Stonah The Prophet

	1) There's this guy see, named Stonah. And he like talks to God allot. And God like tells him how to live and stuff. Well one day, God like really lays this heavy stuff on Stonah about this place called highland. Where the people are like major stoners dude. Way wasted.

2) And he says, "STONAH GO TO THE HIGHLAND AND TELL THEM I'M GONNA LIKE TOTALLY ANNIHILATE THEM PRONTO DUDE." So Stonah like totally freaks and starts running away.
	3) Well anyways he gets hooked up with these dudes ya see. And since Stonah is like running away from God he can't like hear him real good. So these dude start rubbing off on him and they're like totally wasted man. I mean like, duuude.
4) But God still want ol' Stonah to do His thing so he likes start rockin the boat man. and all these dudes start doin' more drugs 'cause they think that it will help then or somethin'. And start givin' him this really hard time, Like way baggage dude. So Stonah like bails out.
	5) Then like he didn't have enough problems already, he gets pulled over by the cops. And they take him to jail for a B.L.S.I.P. That's Being Like Stupid In Public.. And while he's there God can like talk to him "cause there's not so many distractions.
6) And they work out all these problems and stuff that ol' Stonah never knew were there. Like how to not look down on people that you can't relate too 'cause God can make you relate to them the hard way. By putting you in the came cell with them. Neat, huh but then Stonah like begs God to like get him out of jail and he'll do like anything He wants. We've heard this one before. But hey this time it worked Radical!
	7) Now the jail was like right outside of Highland 'cause it's like the bad side of town. So as soon as Stonah gets out of jail, God starts tellin' him. "STONAH GO INTO HIGHLAND AND TELL THEM I'M GONNA LIKE TOTALLY ANNIHILATE THEM!". Stonahs like, "You don't have to tell me thrice" and he goes into town man.
	8) Well he's not there long for one day and the natives like got him pegged. You know how a stoner can spot an ex-stoner a mile away.. 'Like who's the narc, dude?' But he is not there to get anyone busted. Instead he starts screamin' "God is gonna like totally annihilate you guys. And He means buisness!"

	10) So the natives get restless and start freakin' out. And it gets so crazy even the kingpin hears about it. So like everyone starts thinkin' this guy is dead meat, 'cause the kingpin don't like nobody makin' waves in his hood.
	11) But instead he gets all scared like, BOO! and he tells every-one in the Highland to worship God and like stop eating. Go figure? And the whole hood gets like, saved and stuff.
12) Well, God totally forgives all these wastoids and they live happily ever after. But Stonah like has a cow and starts whining on a hilltop.
You probably know this story but didn't realize it could relate to our times and our situations. Stonah, better known as Jonah could be you. And God wants to use you to reach out to the people that can relate to you. But you got to let Him pull you out of the mess your in. Cry out to Jesus and trust Him. He can take a broken vessel and make it new, again. No matter how broken you are.